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Pain in the neck
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I grind my teeth and strained my neck muscles...

My jaw is tight I grind my teeth I stopped chewing gum But no relief I have pain in the neck I will stretch it out high Like a giraffe reaching leaves Or thinking it can reach the sky When the problem goes away I will shout hip hip hooray

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Reviewed by Lynn Barry

Reviewed on November 13, 2007

Sounds a little fishy to me, Ron...I have been biting on the tip of my tongue to keep my teeth from clenching...Now I have a new problem...LOL...sucks to be me...hehe
Thanks everyone! HUGS

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on November 12, 2007

Take Omega 3 Fish oil 1,000 mg. daily and you will be
surprised how it will help your joints, heart, and brain.
I take it ever mornin...
Love ya cuzz
you are the bestest....

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 12, 2007

My pain starts in the L-4-5 region and seems this year to spread up as well as down...I guess as we get older and the weather gets colder we will notice it more...fun way to express pain...Ed

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on November 12, 2007

Ow. Know this feeling, intimately...literally a pain! Hope you feel better, soon, Lynn.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

Reviewed on November 12, 2007

I can truly appreciate neck pain, and those "pains" in the neck. Either way they are a bummer. If you figure out how to get rid of the neck pain without surgery, let me know.

God bless you. Kathy

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