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Catch and Release
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The thrill of the hunt...


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Tried sticky traps
And snap traps
And peanut butter
And cheese
But I've now caught
Two mice
With catch and release
I see them and hear them
Then I send them
Out the back door
They are returned to the wilds
Not in my kitchen anymore

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 Reviews of "Catch and Release"
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 28, 2007
...just don't put down those "nibblers", they go mice mad crazy and run through the house searching for water
...had one go bizerk one time, in my bedroom. I was asleep and all of a sudden, there it was, wildly running through my room, jumped up out of nowhere onto my bed, and got caught in my long brown hair! I picked the sucker right out and flung it to its death!
Poor thing!
LOL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 28, 2007
Funny how they seem to know how to get around traps, isn't it...? Hope they stay out for you...Ed

Reviewed on November 28, 2007
Only until they find a way back in, seeking relief from the cold...worked at a restaurant one time that had a bit of a mouse problem...one time, was done for the night, wanted the boss to clear me so I could go home...walking to the office, I looked down as I was walking and found I was going to step on this itty bitty teeny tiny grey mouse...huge eyes...I stepped over him (her?), it watched me with great big bright eyes...never laughed so hard!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on November 28, 2007
:-)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2007
Very go0d
You thrill me with your
adventures of mice madness.
Love ya sweets, really...
Ron


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