This was a great old electric tree,
Until China decided she wanted to pee.

No, China, not on the base
of the fiber optics tree!

China, why did you not bark
and stand at the door.

China looked at me as if to say
'cause no more with me do you play.

I hate Christmastime
I want to play with you everyday.

I added to the tree some bulbs and a bow
I can not let her this time have her way.

Outside you go to your summer house.
Leave me be with my tree and my spouse.

Louisa A Dobbins
(c) 2008