As the Halloween Bash Draws ever nearer
my plan for creating mischief grows clearer
I have spells ready to cast,that will make the
party a blast!

Brother Pee Weeeeeeee troubles me,I know
he is too quiet about what he intends to do
I bet he will shape-shift to werewolf, make
bro Jersey mad and bro Edvard too

When he's a werewolf they can't tell himw
to do things,and he makes trouble for everyone  including ma and mean tall woman, he likes to see them scream,he is so mean

Maybe I'll cast a spell on him before he morphs even if he does get mad at me afterwards,and tries to make me into a big
juicy rat, to feed me to his favorite cat

I'd better speak to bro Edvard (before he becomes wasted) to make sure  jersey devil doesn'tmake ma mad or she might send him back to the hospital

Oh well,i have to stop worrying,and get on with
my ghoul of saliva soup,and blood pudding with irish ladies brain bits,and ratdroppings chip cookies for my fav bro pee weeeeeeee see you at the ball;-)

etwitchy hehehe