Another Profound Poem By My Alter Ego From The Hills, Salley Sue
Tater Salid (Growed Ups)
Billy callt me up on tha phone
sed, I maid sum tater salid
and aint no bodee home
cept me my hown dawg Red
cum on ova heer Babee
we kin eat sum in bed
he sed it wuz Germun
an he'd sarve it hot
I din't kare what race it were
az long az I got
a beeg ole bowlful ta taste
an ta lick tha bowl kleen
so thar wern't be no waste
I sed, why Billy Boy
you is knoty as kin be
but I wuz jes thinkin bout
that day up in tha tree
when we wuz a doin it
an the preecher walked by
tuuk a long luuk at us
from tha coner of hiz eye
an that Sundae mornin
he preeched agin sin
and yelld as loud az he culd
"Ya'll fornutcatin siners
had beta not do it agin"
an then they got ta shoutin
so we sneeked out tha dor
went down at tha barn
ta git us sum more
dont eat all that tater salid
an I'll be rite thar
waring nothin but my slip
and a bow in my hare
now go tak a baf Billy
cause I knows you stanks bad
an I mite not be the kleenest
but I aint the nastest you had
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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but I have a nice pile of hay to keep on rollin'
John
hugs
Fee
hugs, Carole~
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
This was a fun read. Very unique and funny!!!
Sandie Angel :o)
(((HUGS))) an' much love, yer Texas fran', Karen Lynn. :D *grins*
I luvs tater salhad. Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.