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Sharla Tann

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Poem for my would-be publisher
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Limerick in honour of Crack of Death

The manuscript was a real stinkah,
To reject it would have been quickah
I submitted the thing,
As part of a sting
And they fell for it … hook, line and sinkah!

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 Reviews of "Poem for my would-be publisher"
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Interesting

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 28, 2007
that what you get for submitting to a novelty press ;)

cool poem ...

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on January 28, 2007
I liked this poem. It made me laugh thinking of some of my writing, and attempts at publishing.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on January 28, 2007
Some people are just that gullible ya know! Love your bio pic - was it the chemo-therapy?

Light and Wisdom ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 28, 2007
loved the humor in this!
blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Debra Harmes-Kurth (Reader)
Reviewed on January 28, 2007
Very cute.
debra


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