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Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeze! (Creek Cave Poetry Recital)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Wallace and Gromit inspired this one: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeze! LOL


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"Wensleydale"

You can have your classic American,
your brie, your provolone,
even limberger, if you're fond of that -
you can have your cottage,
your Rrrroquefort, Neuf!chatel, Feta, cheddar,
man (it won't make you fat) -
you can have your Queso Fresco, Colby,
MOTzarrrella, Edam,
or gorrrrrrrrgonzola (man, that's where it's AT) -
Ricotta! Gooooouda! or Monterey Jack!
Muenster!  Too many to --
WENSLEYDALE!  That's what satisfies this cat!  *purrrrrrrrrrrr*

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (9/28)


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 Reviews of "Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeze! (Creek Cave Poetry Recital)"
Reviewed by Donald Beaulieu
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Heck, I was rolling on the floor before I got to read the poem - neat photo. You poem is neat to. This cheese banding is a great read and a lot of fun. Anne said she won a few prizes at the recital, have you? Great work Don

Reviewed on September 30, 2007
This fondue shin dig, is sure sprouting a some cheesy reviews!
Love this Karla
Who knew...
I left some cheese out of mine!hmmm What shall I do...

Warmly,Warrior Goddess Lady Purple Sheeeoox

STay Positive!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
MMMMMPretty Cheeesey, YUM ( recitation of Homer simpson holding cheese)

LOL
Hugs
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on September 29, 2007
Too cute, love this my friend, great picture compliments the poem well! Enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 29, 2007
Gotta love it....funny enough Wallcae is my daughter's name....and married to an amercan who love his cheese with everything!!

No wonder I like him!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 29, 2007
I love cheese. Even Christine is starting to churn up the crock on me. You guys can certainly be a hilarious bunch. Great work. and God bless.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 29, 2007
Wha-what?...all that for a kitty kat!!!!! Hahaha!!!!!

Love and Hugs from your friend in Canada,

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 29, 2007
I thought it was a mouse paradise, but a cat's?
Kitty kitty kitty!
Georg

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on September 29, 2007
... and Grommit, too! Nick Park is a local to me and I have yet to frame an original of his drawings that he gave to one of the children. I am constantly staggered when I realise that you in America have the same amount of love and knowledge of what we little Brits do over here... like the way some have said that Tess is also a study-text and best-loved story... takes my breath away in a childlike fashion, somehow... But I digress... perhaps I've just been overdosing on the Dorset Blue Vinney!! :)) EEEEEekkkk.... good luck for next weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! xxx

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
another clever cheese write-

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Cute and lively, very imaginative, love it....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Patricia Bankhead (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
I love cheese, especially cheesecake.
Cute write...enjoyed!!!

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
...of most you have named...I am addicted...
fun write Karla...
John

Reviewed on September 28, 2007
This is an excellent write, keep it up and be blessed
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
This is sooo funny,, every where I look,, I see more cheese,,,,,cute one karla

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
And for this Italian-American...the choice is aged Asiago.

Nice piece of work here, Karla!

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Now, that took a mouthful to say all the names of those cheeses. Cute poem.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
I'm a Gouda fan, have to have my CHEEEEEEZE!
I'm with Kathy~ never heard of Wensleydale???
Such a Funny write Karla!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Thought I'd tried them all
but Wensleydale?
gotta' google that.
eating all that cheese,
don't wanna' get fat

Kathy

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Another good entry in the 'Cheese classification of the Creeek Cave Poetry weekend...
Fee

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Muenster is my favorite. But Karla, you forgot stilton! Never had that myself, but I hear it's delicious!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Oh Geeze...More Cheese....Aw hell yeah,
Ya'll come on down to the cave.
Promise it won't be a "Rave."

Walt

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Personnaly I like cream cheese on my bagels...E

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Excellent!

ET

Reviewed on September 28, 2007
O, Karla, this is too cute! LOL Thanks for the grins today; adorable write! I love Wallace and Gromit! Very well done; brava!

Me thinks I am hungry for some American cheese....CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
One fine poem for the contest, way to go Karla, love Holly

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Now yer talkin! And do you really know Wallace and Gromit??!! Would love to have them come down to the Creek Cave Festival, too!

And I've entered your fine aromatic Cheesy Poem into the contest - it's very gooooood!!!!

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Me too. Sissy, another glass of wine?

Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Now you've made me hungry for cheeeeese!!


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