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Nookie
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Nookie,
Is it a noun or is it a verb,
For many uses I have heard.

Like George Carlin, I wrestle with it.
Like his bit......on shit.
Hey man, that's some good shit,
Don't gimmie that shit.
What is this shit?
No, I ain't takin no more of this shit.
Don't hand me that shit.

Ka Ka is a more direct expression of the word.

But the English language I have heard,
Is so very hard to understand
Because of many uses for a word.

OK, give it to me straight,
Just what is Nookie?

Well, nookie can be either a noun,
Such as, Oh baby that nookie is so pretty.

Or an verb like,
Honey, we got to pull off the road,
And nookie each others brains out.

Nookie can be quick or slow,
That's the best part don't ya know?

Good nookie will stand the test,
But saweet lovin nookie is the best.

Walt



              

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Reviewed on October 23, 2007
IN anyway you SAY it, NOOKIE is SUPER Great!
Love this heartfelt poem Walt!
Go get ya' sum! :)
WArmly, WArrior Lady Sheeeoox

STay Positive! HAPPY-HEALTHY and Strong!

Reviewed on October 12, 2007
Ahh...Yes....Nookie is best as a verb! I'd Say!
Even with athouritive love commands...
Give me some Nookie Babe, I Need Some Nookie Babe,
Gotta Have Your Nookie Babe, Nookie This,
Nookie That, Nookie Here, Nookie There....
Nookie Simply Put Loves To Tap That *ss Anywhere ;)
So yes Verb My Nookie!! Hands Down!! ;)
This was fun & playful to read.
Vickie

Reviewed on October 7, 2007

Wit-wise composition. The subject dealt developed to shine reason and laughter... A poetic task accomplished masterly.

In admiration,


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 5, 2007
Carlin would be proud...e

Reviewed on October 3, 2007
Very interesting! Love the way you put it and enjoyed the read.
Thanks Walt.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
lookie lookie who's got the nookie why it's Walt the Ka Ka man;-)

too funny;-)lol

ET

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
as in 'a little nookie never hurt anyone'?????? good one walt

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
well ,,I tried to get you some info. from the dictionary,, can tell you one thing,,it did not mention a pacifier,,,lol

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Interesting write Walt, you certainly keep on educating me.lol, love Holly

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Got to agree in Newfoundland they say "Slow Sweet lovin nookie is the best" Thanks for sharing and making me smile Walt.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Lookey, it's a fat yummy cookie over nookie any day for this bookish rookie!

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
As my husband sometimes tells me after he's read one of my poems --
"you have too much time on your hands." lol

Nookie, nooky - a lovin' delight.

Kathy

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Dang... OK...must confess...you snagged mwe with the title and my cookieosity, errr..I mean curiosity needed a little quenchin' and amusin'. Yep..did the trick! Way clever, Walt! But wait...that's no adverb..how 'bout a direct object in need of a sweet indirect object ;-},,,great noun!
~Taylor

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Review it! - What do you think of Nookie?

Now that's a dumb question if I ever heard one!!
What's not to like?


Walt

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Heard a few teenage rookies clout their nookie nights. With four brothers it was whispered but my ears have a stealth radar for some things.
You're a mess Walt!
Susan

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
No quickie for me please, like mine soft and slow. Or did I mean quiche. Walt, too funny!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Nookie Good, Ka Ka Bad! (Sorry, still in my caveman mode!)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Nookie by any other name is sweet to the meat . . .

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
cute and clever write

Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Laughing too hard to review--

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Nookies aren't for rookies,
nor a will do a verb,
a quickie always will be a quickie
even if you are a illustrious nerd.
Good question!!!!!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Too sweet & wondrous <> Often I go to a familiar sound like cookie-TedSo

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Oh my,how cute,thanks for the smile this morning dear man...have a wonderful day...Hugssss

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Yeah, Nookie is pretty much the same downunder too.....HAHA, sometimes called the quickie, thats the fast version LOLOL.

Good onya hairy...

( That means REAL upfront in yer face LOL...

Here endeth the lesson!
:)Ch'erie

Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Wonderful write, Walt; but have never heard of that word. Still, all in all, a write I thoroughly enjoyed; well done! Love the graphic!

(((HUGS))) and much love from Texas, your friend, The Texas Tornado, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Some men be lazy with thar lovin, Ifen Ya offer them nookie or a cookie, the dad burn cookie wins everytime! GO FIGURE! LOVE YOU Horny In Mississippi

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
I ain't no language major, but you forgot to rhyme it with, "cookie!" I can hear the song now, "Nookie On My Mind."
And, your new book, "Gone With The Nookie."
The potentials are limitless for a good writer, which you are, man! Good outing in words, here. - Bill

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Nice picture Walt!Cute play on words, enjoyed...

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
What an delightful explo of such a saweet word....of that little corner of total bliss...a rookie's nosh...whahahaha!!

Love Tinka



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