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Isn't He Da Man?
by Walt Hardester → (All Poetry by Walt Hardester)
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My Redneck Man....


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Yes he is my Redneck man,
Don't go inside to use the can.
No running water anyway,
Utillity bills we couldn't pay.
But still, ya know our life is good.
Living out here in the wood.
Got our dogs for theft protection,
Too much beer, ain't no erection.
But Cindy Lou knows what to do,
And she always works her magic,
With just a popsicle stick or two.

(c)2007 Walt Hardester    

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 Reviews of "Isn't He Da Man?"
Reviewed by Dana Reed
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
that's some tan you got there, Walt. Benefits of outdoor potty training. LOL Dana

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
can picture that...cute lady j

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Walter! Shame on you! You is always flauntin yore sexy body! Why did Ya post Mama's toilet trainin picture of you? We was all proud as Hell, when Ya learned to use the shitter! LOVE YOU! Sissy

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2007
Walt, who took that picture of you on the pot?
This is a hoot of a write!
LOL!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 31, 2007
Well certainly found a match for the perfect red neck women you introduced us to before.

fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 31, 2007
Hill-Billies seems aristocratics compared with this one, are flies included? I hope the photograph was down wind...
Georg

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
too much info,,lol

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Saw this guy as I was leaving Georgia. Looks like a redneck cousin or two...we just gotta love'em.
Susan

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Think I have seen him at the race track, with a few of his buddies....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
This is great Walt.
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
The picture gives a new meaning to "out house" Of course, this one doesn't protect you from the elements, but it probably doesn't matter - who the heck is gonna' visit him? Cindy Lou probably has one of those outrageously big hair-dos. LOL - that's what she uses the popsickle stick for. LOL.
Kathy

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
hahahaha.......you are too much of a poet and you know it!!

I hopoope that guy has a fly-swatter close..or he might get tickled soon!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Forget about the dude on the throne
where can I find cindy who???
this is a cook write Walt
a picture is worth a thousand words
Peace

William

Reviewed on October 30, 2007
He's gotta be brave to do that outdoors! MY! LOL He's all MAN alright!

(((HUGS))) an dmuch love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

This is hiLARious, Walt; thanks for the grins today! Very well penned! LOL

Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Walt,

Yep. 'Cause he's justaguy. :) Love this, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Oh my God! Hilarious!! Poor Cindy Lou... bless her heart!
R~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
But still, ya know our life is good.
Living out here in the wood.
Got my dogs for theft protection,

Me, too, but it gets too damned cold up here in the northland to sit on the can on the back porch, so I gotta use the old outhouse!!


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