This here is a song that me and Miss Tinka laughed so hard while writing, we almost didn't Git-R-Done.
4/4 time
Well ya know it’s been a long dry spell
Got me a thinking, oh what the hell?
Might as well go on down,
To the water’n hole in the town,
And see just what might be found.
Well ya weren’t the prettiest at the dance,
Didn’t think you would do,
Cause yore hair was so blue,
But I thought I would give you a chance.
Chorus:
My prostate is a thankin you tonight,
‘Cause girl you sho did it right,
Took a look at this rookie,
And gave me some nookie,
An my prostate is a thankin you tonight
Well I hung around for a while,
And I finally got you to smile,
Though just a couple, they're missin,
We started a French kissin.
I knew I was in luck,
When you said, “Where's yore truck?”
It's truly heart warming to see a grateful Prostate. Most of them just don't care. And I'm gonna read this poem to my Prostate and see if I can shame him. Thanks!
Loved the "cause your hair is blue" - quite the old gal, eh? Reminds me of stories I've heard [true or not], about the old gals who went into the bar with their walkers or canes, but when the music began, boy, oh boy, could they dance!
LOLOLOLOL! Your Prostrate, your liver, your lungs, your belly...gave the inner organs a workout, eh? Well done, Walt and Tinka, this would make a perfect country song!
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
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Happy Holidays,
Joyce B.
Fee
And what I hear of you having wimmin' drinking pals?
Georg
Love,
Eileen
Be safe,
Karen
He-he-he had to keep it straight
Not to miss
The eye of the beholder
Like a bad budget
He had to clean the mess later!!
Oh we are too bad...but not as bad us the hang over!!
LOVE sTINKY
You two made my dreary day, delightful. Kathy
Anyway, I sooooo agree with the first comment down there.
:-D
Axilea
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Tinka mingeling with Walt... when two masterminds come together - what else does one expect?
Hilarious!
R~
with a real knee slapper here
can't staop laughing thank you 2
Enjoyed this here laugh.
William
Love to you both!
Susan
I am as well quite happy for your dick...e
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D