She decided she’ d leave cause I was too slow
She had booked the chapel but I didn’t want to go
She said, “I’m leaving now if you don’t cooperate
If you don’t marry me today, next week is too late”


I said “Baby Girl
I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave
The way your hips sway would make an infidel believe
In the beauty of love lies the tried truth of temptation
Just watching from behind brings a sensual sensation”


She said, “Oh Juan
you really need to give me a church and a ring
and if you don’t, I’m not gonna give you anything”
I said, “Whoa Sweet Woman, not sure I can be true
Do you believe in polygamy? please tell me you do”


She said,
“Well My Lover, that might be alright with me
I guess I could handle you and another two or three
when I’m otherwise occupied now please don’t complain
remember it was you who started this polygamy game”



DJA 5/22/2011