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Nice Boys… Nice Girls…
by Peter J. Oszmann → (All Poetry by Peter J. Oszmann)
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(Pure unadulterated satire)


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Nice boys stay virgins quite a bit longer;

Respect for the girls what makes them “stronger”.

Do they have fun?…  No, but they do chores…

N' they oft' get paired off with bitches and whores.

 

Nice girls are “sweethearts” and don’t get much fun,

Not even half naked under the sun.

When at last they get scratched where it itches,

They get married to the sons of bitches.

 

 

© P J. Oszmann (2005)

© Illustration created in Photoshop (2005)

 

 

 

Postscript:

 

Today I feel sardonic and mischievous, hence this piece above and another satire at my Short Stories posted today.


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 Reviews of "Nice Boys… Nice Girls…"
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on February 10, 2009
I like this poem.take care

Edwin

Reviewed on January 26, 2009
HA! Peter, you are spot on! Well done, my (((friend))).

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Peter. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
I think everyone should be like nice boys and nice girls.

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
So instead of you getting some humor from me, I get it from you this time...ed

Reviewed by Keith Rowley
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Excellent! That'll teach the buggers to be 'nice'!


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