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Pig Roast Invite
by Ann Scarborough → (All Poetry by Ann Scarborough)
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Photo from DRJ Catering Services Did mine get lost in the mail?

A fun time was had in New Jersey this week Ed Matlack roasted a pig Now I find that a fine idea since the pig really deserved it My only problem is what happened to my invite? I make a great potato salad; my cole slaw is to die for Wonderful sides for a pig roast But not an invite did I get! I have a friend who makes a killer Brunswick stew A must have for a pig roast even in Yankee land Did anybody get an invitation? Ed, you really needed to share that pig roast You missed out on friends and great sides if I may boast What happened to my invitation?

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Reviews of "Pig Roast Invite"

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)

Reviewed on August 30, 2007

how cute...good come back...LadyJ

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 26, 2007

You are not the only one!!

Now I am hungry!!

Pizza please!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on August 25, 2007

i didn't get my invite and i had the free time. i too, make a 'to die for' potato salad and pineapple upside down cake.

thankssssssss,
dan

Reviewed by Leonard Vanek

Reviewed on August 25, 2007

Oh well I'd rather have brisket but the sides sure sounded good
very cute poem even though I did'nt get an invite

Reviewed by Southern Comfort

Reviewed on August 25, 2007

Baby Girl! We will jest sing a hearty chorus of Ding Dong The Pig Is Dead! That old nasty pig wasn't fit to eat, it was full of chit and would make you fart! LOVE YOU! SC

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on August 25, 2007

Guess Walt got there too late, he was busy in the barn!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on August 25, 2007

I got my invite...the day after. LOL

Fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 25, 2007

Alas, my Big Brother didn't even invite his best pal in the world - Me - Pee Wee - and we're related. (He used to steal my food when we were kids, too!)

But that Homemade Potato Salad - sure sounds mighty good!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on August 25, 2007

I wasn't invited either, so don't feel bad! *grins*

Cute poem~!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on August 25, 2007

I can't believe he ate the whole thing...LMAO

Walt

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