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Unhappy Choctaw Princess
by Ann Scarborough → (All Poetry by Ann Scarborough)
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Not Mess With Choctaw Princess and Cherokee Sisters Fire on Head and Lil Rattlesnake

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Choctaw Princess Lacy Fern

Insulted by Sioux Brave riding horse named Love

Have sided with Cherokee Sisters to tame Sioux Brave Ed

Beware the wrath of Sister Cherokee Fire on Head

Sister Cherokee Lil Rattlesnake can also be very mean

 

Princess Lacy Fern will take care of you Sioux Brave Ed

Pale face only thinks he conquered Choctaw

Choctaw very mean, make you wear new lacy things not on your head

Sisters Fire on Head, Lil Rattlesnake and Lacy Fern take your marbles

Play heap big game tossing them around.

 

But first, Cherokee and Choctaw must finish bath at Mr. Fee’s

Pampering is good before a war

Brave not messing with untried squaws

We have bows and arrows aplenty

And some firewater to quench your thirst.
 
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 Reviews of "Unhappy Choctaw Princess"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 20, 2007
Good fer ya'll Annie Chop top.....I got me own plans
Read me next post and see...
It's still the pirates life for me....Ye landlubbers
Arrrrrrrrrr.

Monsoir le Salty Walt
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 19, 2007
Insulted by Sioux Brave riding horse named Love
Have sided with Cherokee Sisters to tame Sioux Brave Ed

Welcome to the nasty world of The Eds! Go get 'em, Choctaw Princess!
Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
As Cherokee and Choctaw Blood Sisters determine fate of pissed off Sioux, we will be pampered at The House Of Fee, bein rubbed the right way! PURR! PURR! Little Rattlesnake
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
Choctaw Princess and sisters, not have far to walk to findem Brothers Ed. Them on second floor of Fee Bath House, getting good scrubbing at Calico Kat's house.
You want em we play game - cat and mouse? Them be mouse - skin em, make Princess new fur coat.

Kathy
aka Calico Kat
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
PeeWee Ed will wash all of you and I Sioux Ed will be doing the drying because Yer-say Devil Ed are afraid of bathing water.
So squaw ladies prepare yourselves to gooooooooood scrubbing!!!!!!
Georg
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
Ann this is certainly a fun write that causes many smiles in this am. Thank you for sharing.
newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
Woo hoo, this new business of Mr. Fee's gets better all the time, can't wait to help Choctaw Princess peal out of them dusty old dearskin robes and into somthing soft and furry...hmmmmmm

Fee
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
Ann,

Made me feel like I've just been scalped.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
This tale is getting better and better by the minute, great write and such an interesting story too....

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Laffin' too hard to review! Like Karla says, *gaspgaspgasp!*
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Laughing too hard to review--gaspgaspgasp O my sides--


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