Back when I turned forty,
my friends took me
to see the male strippers.
I never knew there was
somewhere you could go
where there was so much action
without
any
action.
We were but small dots
in a sea of faces, and
distorted by the strobing
pulsating lights set to music,
sexy, seductive, and LOUD,
but the music had to be loud
to be heard
above all the
screaming women ...
(BOOM ta da BOOM ta da BOOM)
“Take it off! Take it off and throw it here!”
(BOOM ta da BOOM ta da BOOM)
“Shake it, Ooo baby!
Take it all off!”
and a tan and muscled
young man humped and ground
a well-packed G-string
in a woman’s face
two
seats
down.
I remember thinking,
ho-ly crap, what if I’m next ...
Mama always told us
'look but don’t touch'
but somehow,
the not touching
was SO much easier
when I was five ...
Gotta love the classic last three lines, only thing is about our mothers, they, too had their days of "not-touching, like yeah, sure" although we don't really like to think about it much. Love this poem.
hahaha CJ those last line took the cake! I only saw them on tv,no comment;-) loved the poem!
ET
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2006
I had the same problem when I performed nude. One old lady had a stroke, the other cound not reach..
I got a poem about the chip n dales with an au natural pic on...
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BOOM ta da Hugs
Rusty
lol!
Good comic verse - I'll be in touch; we need funny poets at Greenteeth
love Tinka
LOLOLOL! Too much! Love it--
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
FIVE???????????? LOLOLOLOLOL
Bom Bhole!
Rosh
Fee
ET
I got a poem about the chip n dales with an au natural pic on...
Gotta love it..
Hugs
Peter
been there, and done that........the not touching thing
very cute
pax A