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The Flower Maiden and her Living Groom
by Charlie → (All Poetry by Charlie)
Saturday, December 6, 2025    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Fantasy fairytale full of puns

 In Thyme, all wounds are bound to heal
(At least, that’s what the wizened say),
where I wound many a green with zeal,
as herbal healing was my trade.

A flower maiden sallied there
(for Sally was her nom de bloom)
where dandy line men petalled wears—
She’d come to pick a living groom.

Averse to versers with re-seeding
hair, she searched through minuscule,
amusing, musing, spieling, preening,
yellow, lyrical legules.

At last the lass found one worth hitching
and plucked him from his green-leafed hearth
to learn, alas, that in the picking,
she done did-in that “living” part.

So Sally sallied forth to me,
her dandy man cupped in her hands,
and I bowled him away with tea
where now he sprouts poetigrams.

In Thyme, he healed poetically.
(Aint that a dandy slipper line?)
They wed amongst aroom lilies,
and s’far as I know, their doing’s fine.


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 Reviews of "The Flower Maiden and her Living Groom"
Reviewed by Frank Whyte
Reviewed on December 15, 2025
Charlie: It’s been a long while since I have seen any of your new work. While your poetry has always been good, you have now taken it to a new level. I hope that you and yours are well and I wish you all a Merry Christmas!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 7, 2025
A nice punny one where things turn out all right, I think, in the end. But I think she might've been better called Rosemary to go along in thyme. Parsley is a bit too green.

Ron


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