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Valentine Disasters
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...a few discarded Valentine Cards

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...discarded Valentine cards.


Our hearts seemed to meld
on that passionate night
when we shared our love
with a taste of delight

but that excess garlic has got to go!!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


 


I love you as sure
as the moon does glow
and the sun sends
beams of silvery bough

or something like that...

BE MY VALENTINE



Even 'tho my nose turns red
and my eyes excesively tear
I'm sure I'm not allergic to you
Valentine, you are a dear...

ATCHOOOO! To you!


I'd share all my wealth:
my ATM cards
my 52" Plasma TV
my silver and red Jaguars...

If I had any of these. What've you got,
My LOVELY VALENTINE?


 

© Jackie (Micke) Jinks, Feb. 2008

 
 
 
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 Reviews of "Valentine Disasters"
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on February 13, 2008
MICKE .... very creative... reminds me of "fractured fairy-tales"...


tom
Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on February 13, 2008
hahahaha I bet you have lots and lots and LOTS of Valentines :)!
Thanks for the post under Valentine Challenge and for leaving out the garlic! YUKKKK!

Happy Valentine dear!
Stay sweet, content, this year.
If you get the t.v. or Jaguars,
I'll stash them for you ... HERE!

Love,
Sandy

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 13, 2008
I've now got the giggles, and plenty of garlic - would you like some??!!

And it's very nice to see you posting again!
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 12, 2008
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 12, 2008
hahahaha how good it is to read your humor again Micke!
You are missed and should write more!
Please, don't be my valentine!;-)

Love,
ET
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 12, 2008
Love your humor..
Ron
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 12, 2008
This is a gem of a write, enjoyed....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on February 12, 2008
Hilarious! Very cute write, Jackie; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Will you be my Valentine? I will be yours if you will be mine! :)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 12, 2008
Thank you for sharing the humor, Jackie. Love and peace and Happy Valentine's Day,

Regis
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on February 12, 2008
Jackie,

Funny! Happy Valentine's Day to you! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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Without Pain
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...for love and peace
More Than Initials in a Tree
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...and in God is her - and our - trust. (Haiku)
O'er the Land of the Free
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...a collaboration of sketch artistry and words, with a bit o'' Scottish slant.
Blue Blue Sea
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