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PEE PEE PEE PEE
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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I saw this picture and had to write something, this is what popped up in my crazy, wacky mind.


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PEE PEE PEE PEE
 
How can one get a so addicted to that little box sitting in front of you?
Waiting desperately for an email from a friend to finally come through.
You find yourself reading emails, you in a million years wouldn’t read.
They become essential, like exotic food and so you decide to feed.
 
They could materialize from anyone and from places yet unknown.
Look at the one I got from someone, my mind was totally blown.
It came through wet and didn’t make sense, but I read it any way.
PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE, was all he had to say.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 

 


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Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
I guess that dog was down with O-PEE-PEE,yeah you know me(I just had to take it back down memory lane with that song from Naughty By Nature lol)Another gem of a poem with a lot of laughs to go along with it.Take care of yourself :-)

Edwin

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
That title sound like my phone telling me the line is busy.
Cute picture, love the dog and mostly that head of yours that can dish a poem after seeing a dog peeing. LOL

Georg

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Bonnie,
Lol..cute pic and poem!

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
hahaha that sure does match the pic
so I guess you aren't too crazy;-)
Adorable...ET

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
You are a cute hoot! You gave my Saturday a shot of sunshine! LOVE! SC

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Now that's what you call a wet one. LOL

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Cute...e

Reviewed by Randy Camp
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
I love it

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
cute...
lindalaw

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Guess I was that dog? You're too funny!

Sandie Angel :(

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Karen stole my line!!!!!!!! LOL Too funny. I, too, needed this...thank you. Adorable pic!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Bonnie,

This is so cute. Sounds like you got a letter from a dog! I have a friend who doesn't have a computer (?), and she always tells me one letter in the box is worth one hundred emails. Of course, I'm not so sure about yours.

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Checkin' his PEE mail, eh?? LOL Too funny; needed this; thanks!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)


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