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Where’s a Broom When Ya Need One?
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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What an exciting day...


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Where’s a Broom When Ya Need One?
 
We keep some extra food on the top shelf inside our garage.
I just go get the things I need if I can get through the barrage.
My granddaughter wanted mac and cheese so I went to get her some.
I found the box easy enough and it was one task that was done.
 
Now I had to boil the water for it’s what the box said to do.
I found a knife to open the box and that’s when I kind of knew.
There was something alive inside and I dropped the box on the floor.
A little mouse jumped out of the container and headed for the door.
 
He couldn’t escape, the door was shut and he had no place to run.
I couldn’t find my broom and he was much too little for a gun.
So there we were facing each other like two competing foes.
Waiting with anticipation on who first would strike the blows.
 
Never found out who was more frightened, that little mouse or me.
I decided it didn’t matter; I opened the door to set my opponent free.
My granddaughter stood by in horror, then laughter at this combat scene.
Deciding she was no longer hungry then her face turned kind of green.
 
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 
 
 

 


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Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on September 23, 2008
Bonnie, Bonnie, I needed a laugh and you just provided it in a most delightful way! This is hilarious! I love the way you wrote the whole thing and the picture is hilarious, too, when viewed with this crazy poem.
I had to fight off a Monster Rat that was caught in a trap in the basement. The kids were little, and I was afraid it was going to get loose and attack! I was scared to death, but fought a valiant battle with a shovel, believe it or not. That monster didn't want to give up, either. Whew! Give me a cute little mousie anytime.

Love ya,
Connie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 23, 2008
That mouse will be scarred for the rest of its life, where is a shrink when you need one?

Georg

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on September 23, 2008
I love reading this poem,I commend you for letting that mouse go.The reaction from your granddaugther was cute.You have use a broom because you sweep us up with your delightful poems all the time.Take care :-)

Edwin

Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Awwwww! Cute little mousie! Glad you let him go, Bonnie, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
I'm glad you let him go, Bonnie. The poor mite was only hungry, after all.
Remember Robert Burns and the mouse's house he turned over in the field: 'Ah, wee sleekit beastie/Oh what a panic's in thy breastie!'

The photo is comical; he's like a cartoon mouse, Stuart Little.
He's like a naughty boy mouse caught with his paw in the cookie jar.

See Theodore Roethke's great poem, 'The Meadow Mouse'. He's a great poet that hailed from Michigan.


Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
what a cute story....tough mouse too... hehe... love your writing style... lindalaw

Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Poor wittle mousie!! Adorable write; well penned, Bonnie! LOVE the piccy; too cute!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Mac & cheese is much better with meat, that mouse wasn't living in there, he was put there to give you meat...e

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Aaaawwww!!!!! You both must have been scared!!!! Nevermind the broom! Where the cat?

Sandie Angel :o)


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