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Dr. Bonnie’s Plea From Ed
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Ed's back but for how long that is the question. So no one needs to apply or do they?


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Dr. Bonnie’s Plea From Ed
 
Dr. Bonnie ran to the telephone to answer its loud ring.
You’ll never believe who it was and who was in sing sing.
Holy Cow! It was Ed, “What are you doing in that awful place.”
“Well, God sent me to Hell first but there was no space.”
 
“So back I came with no where to go, nothing to do.”
“I ended up in Sing Sing and decided I had to call you.”
“After all if it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t be who you are.”
“So don’t get uppity with me missy, your no super star.”
 
“Okay, Okay come down my friend, I have a place out back.”
“Dr. Bonnie I must have misjudged you, thanks for the little chat.”
“Ed got here pretty late and you couldn’t see a thing outside.”
“I hit him on the head with a shovel, and there Ed fell and died.”
 
His room was the big hole I dug for him many months before.
That’s his room forever, no rent, no room, no Ed, no more!
 
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie

 


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Doctor Bonnie, you have brained the wrong it is not the time to see your optometrist and get some heavy glasses over that pretty nose of yours? because you are blind as a bat (are you a bat?)

Georg

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
I enjoy you and ED. I think you both are secretly fans of each others writings.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Geez! Are you sure you are a doctor?? This is beginning to get a but gruesome, poor Ed....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
wELL... I feeeel for Ed.... and there is no way I'd volunteer to be your patient... yukk... and that cleaver you're carrying is just too frightening....altho... it could come in handy sometime ???? Why doesn't Bonnie just find another occupation...like... movie star or starlet or something? (funny writes girly... lindalaw)

Reviewed on September 28, 2008
ROTF!!!!!!! The rivalry intensifies!!!! LOL Well done, Dr. Bonnie!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Karen needs you as her doctor: the one she has now, HISSSSSSSSSS

Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Funny write, Bonnie; you're too much!

Can you be my doctor?? *grins*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
THAT will show you how lousy a doctor she is,
I mean it doesn't take even a wiz,
To see she can't heal any of this biz,
So as a doctor she sucks, she can't even pass a pop quiz...Ed (still alive and tickin' as even with a shovel she missed...)

Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Bonnie,

That was so cute! Dr. Bonnie?

Mary


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