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Dr. Bonnie Surfs the Internet for Cure
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Dr. Bonnie realizes she must find a cure and is willing to try anything. Thank goodness she learned to work the computer and maybe through the internet she will succeed.


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Dr. Bonnie Surfs the Internet for Cure
 
Dr. Bonnie sat at the computer trying to find a cure for her wicked affliction.
She took up smoking wacky weed, so now she too has an addiction.
Her friend Ed found her weeping and gave it to her to help with her stress.
This appalling secret she’s keeping from him sure has her in a full-size mess.
 
She keeps surfing the internet to find a cure but one can not be found.
How can she possibly live this way and her fears are very sound?
For when she changes into the wolf she can’t control her need to feed.
So far it’s been boobs, mice and rats but they’re not fulfilling her need.
 
She would lose Ed as her friend if he ever discovered her plight,
She’s gotten quite fond of him, even though he’s not too bright.
Halloween will soon be here and another full moon about to come.
Where there will be lots of trick or treaters having all of the fun.
 
Even though she couldn’t kill the old lady with the gigantic boobs.
Her control was getting weaker and her resolve goin down the tubes.
“I must find the answer on the information highway or I am surely doomed.”
“And I will have to feed on something larger without my fork and spoon.”
 
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Dr. Bonnie

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Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 13, 2008
is this the result of friendship with Ed, Ed, and Eddy? -- I think Dr. Bonnie should enlist some professional, HELP! -- way cool, write -- JMW

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
..sounds like the Dr needs a Dr,, what are these Ed's doing to you,,,Frankly I am worried!!!!!
Call if you need a friend,
Christine

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Dr. Bonnie should resort to using Gillette gel and Gillette Four Blades Turbo shaver, there will be not prettier werewolf in the world.
I will recommend Lagerfeld aftershave, Hmmmmm...delicious!

Georg

Reviewed by Michael Howard
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Great as always.......ur writing is so unique and enjoyable.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
methinks you had better also find some happy weed to feed Ed,he's
not being too nice to you right now;-) Great fun write Bonnie!
Love,
ET

Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Too funny, Bonnie; you never cease to amaze and delight me!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
My goodness - I read Ed's and commented - having been away I'm out of the loop on this tit for tat mix...

Um...are you two the ones with the Band playing in the background and other effects earlier today?

~D.

Reviewed by Randy Camp
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
lol...you know"this means war"....Ed's will be coming out of the woodwork to defend their lil brother

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
wELLLLLLLLL...... SEEMS as if our Dr. Bonnie has gotten a little warm...now she's down to her sexy underwear....errrr...okay... at least they're RED.... and that ciggie hanging from her lips is really sophisticated too.... now...if we can get her to wearing some sexy heels...and if she can "inflate" her own boobies...(afterall...that's what the XXXXM hooter/catcher/holder is about... we are makin' progress.... hehe... maybe if she stopped smokin'...she'd feel better?????? lindalaw

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Not too bright, huh?


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