Dr. Bonnie’s Stood UP!
“Ed was supposed to come for breakfast to try and iron out some things.”
“But he changed his mind again, after I fried 10 lbs of sausage rings.”
“I threw them out and all the eggs too, I no longer felt like eating.”
“I felt completely battered and bruised like I took a darn good beating.”
Dr. Bonnie didn’t want to pursue why Ed’s rejection hurt so bad.
She didn’t want to know the reason for it made her feel too sad.
But I think we all know that the love bug has surely bitten.
She will never admit it, but she sure acts like she’s been smitten.
“Okay Ed, if that’s how you’re going to be, then its okay with me.”
“After all, men like you are the reason I never married and I stayed free.”
“So the war is back on my adversary it will soon come to a head.”
“The war will no longer be in my backyard but at Fee’s party instead.”
“Now I’m getting more excited about Fee’s party than I even was before.”
“This will be the end of all the Ed brothers with no way of escape or cure.”
“I have to think of a costume where no one will ever suspect it’s me.”
“So I can move around freely and put my plan into action easily.”
“Oh revenge is coming my adversaries and it has no hits on the head involved.”
“And no one will ever know it was me, for it will never be solved.”
“So don’t sleep my favorite Ed brothers for you’ve not much time to live.”
“Better get your house in order and call Goodwill today and freely GIVE!”
Written by,
Bonnie May
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In Christs Love
Michelle~
That old Jersey Devil has affected many women like that, for the past several centuries! (I keep telling him to bathe once in awhile!)
Ed the Elder (aka Sadismus the Great)
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Be always safe,
Karen
The Ed Brothers.... don't be too hard on them
The are great guts......"When They are sleeping"
Peace & love be with you
William
Can't wait to see their response;-) You go girl;-)..ET.