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Sam the Stud Again!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Oh, Poor, Poor Sam...


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Sam the Stud Again!
 
Hello there,
Sam the Stud again, still broken hearted and down.
Got a letter from the Diva, that put me in the ground.
She ripped my heart out she did by her cruel write.
It took me awhile to read it but I didn’t sleep that night.
 
She told me not to expect her to ever return to me.
She said she’d always love me, but that’s all it could be.
My Sexy Diva has a hard heart made of concrete and steel.
I’m wondering if she ever loved me or if anything was real.
 
I heard she found another and got rid of the guy with no snoot.
The guy she found is richer, so she gave the other the boot.
This guy must be somethin, for her to do such a thing.
I even heard she’s sportin a brand new 20K diamond ring.
 
O’ Diva how could you step on my heart this way?
I can’t get you out of my mind, not for a minute of the day.
I have a date tonight with some sexy little kitten.
But I’m not excited, for with the Diva, I’m still smitten.
 
I wish there was a Doctor that could cut her out of my heart.
I’ve heard of that Ole Doc Bonnie but I heard she did depart.
Maybe if I write her a letter, she’ll come back for just one day.
She could do her thing then she could leave right away.
 
That’s it; I’m going to write to her, I’ve nothing left to lose.
I’ve tried sleepin pills, long walks, and I got drunk on booze.
I hope the Ed brothers don’t kill me if she decides to come back.
For I know they hate her, cause they couldn’t get her in the sack.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 


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 Reviews of "Sam the Stud Again!"
Reviewed by Susie McCray (Reader)
Reviewed on October 29, 2008
I hope Bonnie can help Sam. I feel sorry for the guy.

Great story,
Susie

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 28, 2008
Adorably creative and yes, beware those Ed brothers...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 28, 2008
Sorry Sam,
but the diva and Edvard were really tight,
she kept him quite happy,
though he kept her out of sight...

Can you blame him...;-) ed



Reviewed on October 28, 2008
Adorable write, Diva Bonnie; very well penned! BRAVA; thanks for my smiles today!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 28, 2008
Looks to me like Sam is running out of time. Let's hope
the Diva gives him one more day. Bonnie, you're a caution.
-gene.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2008
Oh poor ..poor sam..what will he ever do hmmmmmmm...take him to Fees party... just maybe he will get lucky...(Giggles) ..what ya think?..too cute..LOL..take care sweet lady..HUgsssssss

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 28, 2008
Sam, you should try one of those blue pills and go drilling in Alaska.

Georg

PS: watch for the brothers, don't even say the word "doc"

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 28, 2008
Loving it and hope to see Doc Bonnie myself for a nightcap or two after the party on Friday night
Fee

Reviewed on October 28, 2008
This saga is too danged cute! Well done, Bonnie, one has to feel sorry for the old guy.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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