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Adages Number 1
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These are little adages I have come up with over the years. I will put up a few every couple of days until I run out.


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Who Invented the shovel?
      The man that built the ark.

 

What was Christ' last name?
       Christ who knows.

 

If God never wanted you to be late,
       He would never hide your car keys.

 

I can't remember if I have Alzhiemers are not.

 

Old blue jeans and friendships are alot alike,
         Tried and true .


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