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C r A z Y
by D. L. Vegas → (All Poetry by D. L. Vegas)
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To much alcohol. . .


Originally written 04/27/09


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    C  r  A  z  Y 

 

I watch, I wait, I anticipate, where are you?

You told me eight, eight p.m. sharp.

You are late, very late.  No excuse late. 

Where in the hell are you?      

Accident, car accident, robbery,rape, fire.      

Murdered, that's it. 

How can you call

if you've been shot, knifed, strangled or hung.

If you were not murdered why didn't you call?

You have a cell phone, not unless you lost it,

lost its charge, you dropped it.  Where are you?

We had a date a very special date. 

A date with me.

You do remember me?

We met last night,

or was it the night before

We got a little silly, drunk, more than drunk. 

You drove me home. . 
We went to bed. . .
There you are! 

I pulled back the sheets and exposed a beautiful woman

with a smile. .  

 

       

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "C r A z Y"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 6, 2009
I love it but hope I never get that drunk...lol
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Reviewed by Carin Spirit
Reviewed on November 5, 2009
I kneew I left her somewhere.


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