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Don't Hate Me A Challenge by Sally Sue
by D. L. Vegas → (All Poetry by D. L. Vegas)
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To be someone I'm not-


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I have beauty
I have grace
I've had my picture
Plastered
All over the place
I borrowed money
From Peter, to pay Paul
I'm living in a new place
Now
On the edge of town
Surrounded by men
Who follow me around
If you happen
To be in the hood
Come for a visit
Don't forget the cake

 

 


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 Reviews of "Don't Hate Me A Challenge by Sally Sue"
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on April 15, 2013
Wonderful rise to the challenge, Deborah!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 15, 2013
Very different writing for you, Deborah, but nicely done...intriguing indeed...

Anna

Reviewed on April 14, 2013
Well, girl.....I don't think you'll be getting that cake any time soon! LOL!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 14, 2013
The last line says it all.

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on April 14, 2013
well this one is not your usual fare, cool
budd

Reviewed by Diana Legun (Reader)
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
This is quite different for you, Deborah. I find it to be a romping piece, even if the subject is not happy. I like that it creates a story in one bite. Nice* ~~ Diana

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
Someone left my cake
out in the rain in
Mc Arthur Park

How about this?

"Fruit cocktail"

Ingredients

1 cup Self-Rising Flour
1 cup Sugar
1 can Fruit Cocktail With Juice
Softened Butter, For Pan
Unsweetened Whipped Cream, For Serving
Preparation Instructions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease 8-inch square baking dish with butter.
Stir together flour, sugar, and fruit cocktail with juice until just combined.
Pour into buttered pan and bake until warm and bubbly.
Serve warm with whipped cream.

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
I hope you like chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting...just saying.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
Yep, I'll bring the cake, you know the one, the one with pink candy roses on top of the frosting and the file inside of it.


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