Young shepherd boy-tended sheep

Even counted them at night to fall

asleep – during the day they liked

to hang out by Muhammad’s Mountain

[‘cause he wouldn’t bring it to them]

near a dark forest . . .

Got rather lonely each day for the boy

so he came up with a plan – would grab

attention and bring some excitement

He rushed into the village calling out

“Werewolf!”  “Werewolf!”  All the

 villagers crapped a brick . . .

This greatly pleased the boy and

thought, “I’ve got to do this again!”

A few days passed and he did an

encore – all the villagers ran to his

aid with holy water and guns with

silver bullets in them . . .

Then one day there was a solar eclipse

and guess who did really show up with

a mighty big hunger – dressed in sheep’s

clothing, fooled everyone; was too late

for the boy to yell “Werewolf;” pulled the

wool over everyone’s eyes . . .

The sheep got flocked; the villagers were

torn to shreds and Lupe-Garou saved the

boy for last – used him for Shepherd’s Pie

Then turned the village inside out; and the

moral is: “You made your [shepherd’s] pie,

now lie in it . . .”

‘2009’ RLS