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The Ugly Duckling
by A Serviceable Villain → (All Poetry by A Serviceable Villain)
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'Grew fast, was quite big'


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Once upon – an old farm

Mother duck, eggs hatch

Except for one, big yolk

Six ducklings, one suspect

Was gray in color . . .

 

Ate a lot – big appetite

Grew fast, was quite big

Animals in the barnyard

were disappearing at

quite an alarming rate . . .

 

Especially liked the water

Could say that it was in the

‘swim’ of things – it’s sisters

and brothers still made fun

“You are no duck . . . ”

 

Was criticized by its’ mom

in addition too – “Son,

you’re one ugly duckling!”

Brought it to tears,  “We

will see who’s ugly . . .”

 

Next day out for a dink in

the pond – its’ sisters and

brothers disappeared one

by one, then the mom; oh my

what could it be . . .

 

All that lived in, or used the

pond became a tasty treat for

this ugly duckling, or should I

say Bull Shark; The Moral:

“There’s always a catch . . .”

 

‘2009’ RLS


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 Reviews of "The Ugly Duckling"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 11, 2009
You ALWAYS get me to smile so innocently stupid!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Linda Zebsokey
Reviewed on February 8, 2009
Hilarious, Lance. You do have a way with words :-)

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
Great moral. Gotta laugh once again. Great story. Blessings and chuckles, J'nia

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
Quite a story, and quite a moral!

Reviewed on February 7, 2009
Lance, you could write stories for television or do children's books! You'd make a killing there!! You are witty and so clever! Very well penned yet again; bravo!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
NICE!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 6, 2009
methinks you have a hankerung for dastardly deeds;-)
Another goody!;-)

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on February 6, 2009
A catch indeed.. as well as a lesson to be learned, I think the bull shark is cute....phew! wtg Lance :)
Love,
Christine

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on February 6, 2009
Lance,
Lovely spin on this, creative, unusual and witty.
John

Reviewed on February 6, 2009
LOL! Lance, you kill me with these fractured fairy tales! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2009
Very cute grown up fairy tale!

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 6, 2009
Oh dear Lord, the end shocked me to the core...I thought it was going to be a vulture or something...but a SHARK? oh Lance you topped yourself with this one...LOL love and hugs, Bonnie


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