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Fender Benders
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Drive like you must stay alive.

Fender benders Are really a drag, While insurance adjusters Just make me gag. They quibble and haggle And let the time pass, While I'm stuck with car rentals That are devoid of class. They talk to mechanics And quibble away, While you sit at home Day after day. Why can't they move quickly, And take much less time? Instead they keep quibbling O'er the cost of a dime. They just dilly dally And act half-alive, As the rental you get You just hate to drive. I guess that the answer To which I arrive Is get rid of my car And no longer drive Fat chance. (c) 2006 Henry L. Lefevre Feel free to copy this poem as long as you give me credit. Hank

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on January 30, 2006

Thank you for sharing your wit, Hank. This is very well stated and nicely done. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on January 29, 2006

This is so much fun to read! Glad you can write with humor about a rather non-humorous subject! Michelle

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on January 23, 2006

hahaha I like the limerick sound to these verses, Hank. Excellent!

Eileen

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on January 23, 2006

lol
adorable

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on January 23, 2006

Lawyers and claims adjusters should all be hung by the neck until quite dead. Course that is just my opinion. (Lot of other folks too.)

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