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The weather is frigid I'd like to go south Until I can do that My tongue stays in my mouth No licking metal I won't be a klutz. I'll keep my mouth closed. No ifs and no buts. henry lefevre Author of "A Spoonful of Humor" Available on Amazon.com

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Reviewed by Cynthia Borris

Reviewed on February 18, 2008

Hank,

I do think you are on a roll.

Cynthia

Reviewed by Michelle Mead

Reviewed on February 13, 2008

Good choice!! This was alot of fun :)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on February 9, 2008

Cute, because your tongue could freeze to a pole or metal and cause you much grief. Head south where the weather is usually warmer....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on February 9, 2008

cute and good advice

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 9, 2008

LOL, reminds me of that scene in "A Christmas Story," when the kid was double dog dared to stick his tongue to a metal pole - froze solid. LOL I'll keep my tongue in my mouth, too. Well done, Hank.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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