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frozen tongues
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One word of caution.


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The weather is frigid
I'd like to go south
Until I can do that
My tongue stays in my mouth

No licking metal
I won't be a klutz.
I'll keep my mouth closed.
No ifs and no buts.

henry lefevre
Author of "A Spoonful of Humor"
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 Reviews of "frozen tongues"
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on February 18, 2008
Hank,

I do think you are on a roll.

Cynthia

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on February 13, 2008
Good choice!! This was alot of fun :)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 9, 2008
Cute, because your tongue could freeze to a pole or metal and cause you much grief. Head south where the weather is usually warmer....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on February 9, 2008
cute and good advice

Reviewed on February 9, 2008
LOL, reminds me of that scene in "A Christmas Story," when the kid was double dog dared to stick his tongue to a metal pole - froze solid. LOL I'll keep my tongue in my mouth, too. Well done, Hank.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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