This poem is a spoof about a 50 year old who never matured past age 16. He never was cool, was never looked on by his peers as cool, but never knew it. He just wasted his life stuck in a make believe time warp.
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A Cool Guy
Cool cool cool cool
Cool is what I am.
Rule rule rule rule
I’ll rule you if I can.
I’m a wasted dude and I’m in no mood
To start up eatin’ that healthy food
Yes cool cool cool cool
Cool is what I am.
Now when I was young and in my prime
The girls used to kiss me all the time
I’d ask for a nickel they’d give me a dime
And fifteen cents for overtime.
Yes cool cool cool cool
Cool is what I am.
It was long ago and far away
I took a little trip on the Bengal Bay
All the young ladies just love to play
They made me smile they made me stay
Yes cool cool cool cool
Cool is what I am.
The doctor told me I was gonna die
He said give up don’t even try
You never shoulda used that Spanish fly
Yes cool cool cool cool
Cool is what I am.
My days are numbered I’m on the lam
I’m not worth a penny or a tinker’s damn
Put me on that boat to old Siam
Gimme one more shot at that grand slam
Yes cool cool cool cool
Cool is what I am.
How dare you put my sh** on the street,giving away all my secrets of gettin' the girls and from the guys takin and coverin' bets...seems yes this might be me & here you are giving away my story for free...damned good write from the "Other Ed"...-e-
Cool, but either shallow inside or jaded from seeing and doing everything and having all the girls, such that it's gotten old, but he still holds on to his coolness. The bad boy is now running away from the law because that's what cool people do, especially if he's got a deadly STD from his time being a ladies man. Reminds me of that poem where the writer says, "We too cool, we skip school, we have fun, we die young..." It was a female black writer. Good work. Danae
Love it, man, because that is how my mindset used to be, and I guess still is to an extent. Although old now, I still, hopefully think I am cool cool cool cool / Cool is what I am.
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