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More Sophie Tucker Jokes 4/12/2004 10:33:44 PM
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Sophie Tucker Jokes:http://www.poeticpleasures.com I will never forget it you know. Ernie, Lucky Ernie, Flying Ace Ernie from WW 2, had just gotten back from that very same war. He took me up to his apartment, stripped me naked, and threw me on the bed. He took Cointreau and poured it on my privates, then lit my groin on fire. I said "Ernie, Lucky Ernie, what the hell is going on?" He said, "When Lucky Ernie goes down, he goes down in flames!"
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I will never forget it you know. I was in bed one night withOUT my boyfriend Ernie. I got up to go to the bathroom, I bumped into someone and I said, "Ernie what the hell are you doing here?"
And he said to me, "Soph, it's pitch black dark in here, how did you know it was me?"
I said to him, "Ernie, it wasn't hard."
