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Handyman Keep Your Hands to Yourself
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"...and keep your hypocrisy too"


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Handyman Keep Your Hands to Yourself

A hobo handyman a tiny tyrant
Blew in on the wind a tumbleweed my way
As fixed in mind as in form itinerant
To work for free but I could not afford it
To suck my soul away while I ignored it
And I had to let him go for good today

Hobo handyman your handymanity
Is just not worth your unworthy vanity
On the one hand you preach at me and you say
That I am no Christian at least not like you
While on the other hand you ask about sex

Well go to hell alone whatever you do
Stay well the hell away from my house and me
Keep the stink of your hobo handyman hex
Far from me and keep your hypocrisy too
My soul and faith are mine nor can you budge me
How dare you order me about and judge me

O Lord from fundamentalists and handymen
Especially both in one save us now and then

+Steven Curtis Lance



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 Reviews of "Handyman Keep Your Hands to Yourself"
Reviewed by Robert Martin
Reviewed on October 10, 2006
Powerful words well penned. I have always found fundamentalist Christians amusing. How they can claim to follow the Prince of Peace as they love calling him, and yet preach hate is beyond me. How can one follow a man who taught peace and love for your fellow man, and yet spew such hatred? I guess we will never know.

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on September 24, 2006
Goodness! We sure got the drift of this one...

Chrissy

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 23, 2006
Gotta love the assertiveness of this, Stevie. Good on you, bro. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on September 23, 2006
Good write! You know something Steve? A true fundamentalist believes in the true fundamentals as stated by Jesus. Love ye one another, even as I have loved you. I would guess your handyman was not a true fundamentalist but one who hid behind a facade.
God Bless, my friend,
Lew

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
Wow Steve sounds like you had quite an episode with your house and faith but looks like both stood strong. Well written.

Fee


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