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Flirting in the first grade--circa 1962
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Once upon a time, there were two little kids holding hands in kindergarten, but when they got to the first grade, well, they were in different classrooms. Can he win her back? We'll see how he operates.


I wish we were


in the same classroom,


then you could


still be my girlfriend.


 


I'm gonna be


Fred Flintstone


for Halloween,


you wanna be Wilma?


 


If Calvin the bear


saw a girl like you,


he'd tip his hat and  say


"Well, how de do?"


 


I didn't eat all


my cookies today,


would you like one?


 


Wanna play


on the teeter-totters


at recess tomorrow?


 


When I make out


Valentines for my class


can I save you one?


 


I wish we had


the same teacher


then you could still


be my girlfriend.


 


 


 


 

 

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 Reviews of "Flirting in the first grade--circa 1962"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on December 17, 2012
A GREAT poetic recollection. Reminds me of my first encounter with girlfriends.


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