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The Dueling Looney Tunes
by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard } → (All Poetry by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard })
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The duel is on, that Mouth of The South is one tough southern bell !!


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  I Didn't Know, She Was Your Girl ~ Honest !!

 

 

 

The Dueling Looney Tunes 

Some people say, we are sure looney tunes
To write poetry having us, as everything but baboon's
For me I'm the Great Canadian Buzzard
The Mouth of The South
I guess must be,~ Bugs Bunny's lover ??

 

Well in this battle, for the great golden pen
Our caricatures, to very many places it does send
My poor burnt tail feathers, I just tried to cover
But I didn't know, she was Bugs Bunny's lover

 

It seems like trouble, I'm in again
I guess that Bugs is more, than just her friend
Let go of my blasted neck, would you please
I sure hope this darn varmint, doesn't have fleas

 

Bringing in looney friends is cheating, I think
That cute little rabbit, I'm sure gave me a wink
I guess all is now fare, in the battle for the golden pen
Well fine then, for I do have at least one looney friend 

 

 The wabbit Sam the wabbit !!
Where's Elmer Fudd, when you need him?

 

 

 

 

 

Will The Buzzard call on Yosemite Sam to lend a hand ?
Or will
The Great Canadian Buzzard, alone take his stand ? 
 Stay Tuned In And find Out

 

 

 

Ray Hamilton
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
© Copyright 6 / 2009
All rights Reserved

 

 


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 Reviews of "The Dueling Looney Tunes"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 22, 2009
Better to have loved and lost.....what's that you say? You lost THAT??? LOL Fun stuff Patrick

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on June 21, 2009
Oh My Sweet Buzzard U R Da Man
Loved it
Hugs
D

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 17, 2009
Now Sufffferin Succckatash! Just one cotton pickin' minute! Where's Tweety and Daffy, hmmmmmmmmmm? What a hoot...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 16, 2009
Oh my..someone shoot meeeeeeeeeee..(Giggles)..just what I needed...LOL thanks sweet man...for the smiles....sighh....Hugsss

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 16, 2009
You make me look all berserk with guns you dumb buzzard! and you are wishing my help? come a little more near my sights and you will have hot answers all inside you.
Watch for Elmer, he as that Mex-flu!
You are also a sick cooky!

EDvard Yosemite Bang Bang Ole Brother



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