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Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South
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Help The Mouth of The South keep Buzz in jail
or
Help the poor Buzzard, with his jail break

 

 

  

 

 

 If you are following, The Dueling Poets
Buzzard is in big trouble and he sure does know it
So how about some help for poor old Buzz
He will even take it from EDvard, southern couzz
The Great Canadian Buzzard is now in a southern jail
So won't you please help, to save old Buzzes tail
How about it ED, you always help the poor critters
Being in that jail cell, sure gives poor Buzz the jitters
We all know what side Lesa will be on
In the eyes of Lesa, The Mouth can do no wrong

 

 

If you want to help The Mouth, keep Buzzard in jail
Write your poem, then watch poor Buzz scream and wail
Help with a jail break, keep the buzzard free and soaring
The Mouth is the warden, she even gives Buzz heck for snoring

 

Heres the one, making all the noise

 

Ray Hamilton
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
© Copyright 8 / 2009
All rights Reserved 

 

 

 

Help The Mouth of The South hold old Buzz ?
Help The Great Canadian Buzzard escape ?
It's up to you !!

 

 

Responses to the Buzzard

Good rn Judge

Good Morning Judge ... Order In MY Court
Donna DeLong Matthews
The Infamous
Mouth Of The South

 Buzzard - You are in a heap of trouble Son!!
New Post in The dueling Poets
Guest Pages August 15
Post by : Lesa Gay ~ AspiringAngel

 


The Buzzard of Oz

Georg E Mateos
Saturday, August 15, 2009

Buzzard Bar B Q
Buzzard Bar B Q
La Belle Rouge
Saturday, August 15, 2009

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South"
Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Ray,
We'll have to band together and slip the key into some bird seed. Gotta get out someway!:)

Blessings & Peace,
~Linda

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
I suggest aisle 10 at hamilton house, hack sawblades. Patrick

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Oh my Dear Buz
Seems like Ur outlaw Buds
are planning a jail bust.
Looks like you will have to
be moved to a bigger cell to
accomadate your surprise
visitors. Hey hope they know
the say'n here in the deep south
Come to Florida on vacation
Leave on Probation. They
will have to bust you out
for as I explained Ur a foriegner
and not Mexican so you have no
rights here. Oh Well my Buz
Looks like we're just gonna have
to keep moving you from Jail to
Jail to elude ur Buds. Speaking
of Buds I hear Bubba looking for
ya... Keep ur back to the wall my
friend LMAO....

This was wonderful as always
My friend...
Hugs and Love U Bunches
D

Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Buzzard you should know better than to post this in Dixie!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Start gettin that gold ready; looks like old Brother Edvard wants to help ya, but we gotta wait until Jersey Devil Ed is much better, he's gotta fly us all out of there!

Pee Wee Ed

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 14, 2009
The ED's brothers have at the moment a lot on their plate with one of their members erratically flying with a busted engine, a burning tail and people thinking we write just the same crap...all the time!
We like buzzards, we love buzzards, we adore buzzards spiced and lying on lil'brother Jersey's Road-Kill-BBQ.
As for the Mouth...maybe a french kiss will do for that witch.

EDvard, southern Ole Cousin


Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 14, 2009
Awwww, you mean he has not busted out yet?

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 14, 2009
GOOD PRESENTATION...THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS.
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS


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