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And Now The News Florida State Tightens security
by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard } → (All Poetry by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard })
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Another for The Dueling Poets Series


 

 

 

 

 

Florida State Tightens security

 

 

Well the mass shakedown has begun
Warden didn't like, The Canadian burger run
We hope the great Buzz, got his burgers and beer
There's more on the way buddy, so never fear

 

The Mouth has her spy's everywhere
Wonder if she even took time to wash her hair
If you recall, goose poop is now in the south land
Not to worry, we have lots more on hand

 

La Belles BBQ has been all sold out
Their waiting for the main course no doubt
The Ed's Buzzard break, seems to be on hold
Their working on a deal, with the Mouth I'm told

 
 Friends of Buzz are catching hell
For all those BBQ tickets they didn't sell
Wardens wolves have them, on the run
But so far she has only caught one

 

Buzzard is getting a new cell mate
Bubba says he just can't wait
Apparently this is no joke
Buzz has asked, please!!
Send me some soap on a rope
 

 

 

 

 

Today's news, brought to you by


Mr. Buzz beauty products
also makes a wonderful BBQ sauce

Hairy butts hemorrhoid cream
remember it's better if their not seen

Ant Granny's anti warden spy ware
So great you can't find this product anywhere


The now very popular, soup on a rope
Never bend over with out it


And Of Course
The Save Our Buzzard Foundation
All moneys go to freeing the Buzzard
Honest they do!

I wouldn't Lie To You

 

 


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 Reviews of "And Now The News Florida State Tightens security"
Reviewed by Lesa Gay (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2009
Spys eveywhere? Our Dear Sweet Mouth would do such a thing? ROTFL! Really liked this alot Ray but Buzz is in soooooooo much trouble! I don't think the Canuck Newscaster has a clue.

Better stay tuned fans, I am sure there will be further reports. LOL Hugs, Lesa

Reviewed on August 25, 2009
You're fun jokes/humorous they are Sweetie, should be read on radio!
YOU really are Creative and Unique! Another great poem! Even if you don't think that is what they are...
I don't know what more to say!
I love your heart and your writing way!

WRITE ON!
Blessings and Peace, Warrior Purple_Passions, SHEExooo

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2009
Oh Darlin Sugar Britches you have
no idea of what deep Caca you are in
and those who choose to ATTEMPT to free
you had best like you a WHOLE lot for
they will be in up close quarters with Ya
OR maybe not.... Time will tell my Pretty
Time Will Tell.... LOL

Hugs and Whatever
The Mouth

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 22, 2009
This is fun stuff. Glad you avoided the gooseberrys. Patrick

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 22, 2009
THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 22, 2009
Beware of treacherous friends, family members and landsmen, all are for a buck (or two) and if the Mob enters the stage you wouldn't need BBQ paraphernalia, you will be wearing one!

EDvard, the Ole in One


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 21, 2009
you sure know how to entertain us Buzzardo, maybe you should stay in jail!;-) luv ya, tiger lily


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