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The Mateos Medieval Castle
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For Georg and the Old Man Swedish Halloween

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The Mateos Medieval Castle

 

Mr. Mateos face, is on the castle gates
The likeness of the old fart, I must say is great
The walls around this evil estate, they sure are high
The Great Canadian Buzzard is not welcome??
I'm sure this has to be a lie

 

 Georg has sent the invites all out
Somehow forgot me, an oversight no doubt
The castle guards are all on full alert
Keeping this Buzzard out, sure won't work

 

 I see Georg does have some flying friends
The old fart and the Buzzard may be on the mend
These bats they circle, the dark castle grounds
It should be known, this Buzzard will never be found

 

They say that Georg, has some mighty fine Rum
You know the Buzzard, he likes to join in all the fun
I'm sure there must be a way, into the castle grounds
The old fart let in the rest, of these halloween clowns

 

 The Great Canadian Buzzard
© Copyright 9 / 2009
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 Reviews of "The Mateos Medieval Castle"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 27, 2009
Quite the presentation, Ray. Well done! Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Lesa Gay (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2009
Ahhh no invite for the Buzzard? Maybe that is because everyone knows he is IN JAIL in the swamps of Florida! LOL Great as always Ray.

Lesa

Reviewed on September 27, 2009
Delightful write, Buzz; well done! Love the graphics and music!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Regretfully I won't be there; don't do the Hallowe'en thang. Sorry; hope you understand! :)

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on September 26, 2009
Mighty fine portrait of Georg, embedded in much amusement! Enjoyed. Patrick

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 25, 2009
oh my buzz i ;ile you a lot,and hope i can get you and edvard to be friends,at his halloween party. i'll try...tiger lily

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
No one has ever forgotten a Buzzard lurking around in the sky, you miserable black feathered cheap duster of a bird!!! Yer can come via the big front door and fly directly to your room with BBQ on the door!
But that gold up front first and forget the PeeWee maps, they are fakes!

EDvard Nosferatu Incubus
SWEDEN


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
That picture of old Brother Edvard on that gate is the best pic of him I've seen in several centuries - I can't wait to show it to Ma!

PS: For some of that gold that you had promised the Ed Brothers (and never delivered), I'll send you a map of the old castle showing all the secret tunnels and entrances. (But I want the gold upfront, this time!)

Brother Pee Wee Ed

Reviewed on September 24, 2009
Ray,

You've outdone yourself this time! Great, Buzzard.

Hugs,
Mary


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