Mr. Georg E. Mateos
Elder Of The Ed Brothers
Pride Of The Respected Poetry Community
Well here he is Mr. Mateos
A diamond in the rough, I suppose
The depth of his talent, no one knows
A true to life, one of a kind, poet as poets go
Georg writes humor and he writes about love
True talent, surely sent from the great one above
His wonderful poetry, you will find not like any other
Just give him a read, my words are true , you will discover
Your sis, Tiger Lily doesn't like to see us fight
She said Buzzard, some nice words to Georg please write
So I did this just for your sis
But Georg after the feather thing, I send you this
In costume here I stand
Georg was this part of your plan
Notice your friends have me plucked bare
They used my feathers for quills, to write you there
So now with halloween thoughts in the air
Georg I will for sure, still see you there
Winter will soon be on the mind
I will have a cold behind
I read it and when to my library (what you will expect? no one ever sucks up to me, and even a Buzzard's suck counts)
I am honored to have been the object of a tribute (from a Bald Eagle would have been better than a BBQ bird, but what the hell, beggars can't be choosers! LOL)
For a man claiming so hard of not being a poet your camouflage is faulty you can't disguise away class, and you have plenty of it.
My hat Sir is off.
He is a wonderful poet. I think we should give the buzzard a pardon long enough for the Halloween Ball, we'll need scavengers to clean up all the corpses! Love your humor Ray. Always fun to ready your Buzzard poetry.
Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tells me I have to be on the look out for Tiger Lily
I should question her intentions, after all she is an Ed
You can see on this write I don't have eyes in my butt
Although it may be an ASS et
The Buzzard
careful there Buzzard....it is cold here in Indiana & your bare hieny might get chapped in more ways than one...you probably don't know I have 3 boys (English Springer Spaniels) & I have a 7 ft. long leather buggy whip that reaches to crack some arse for obenience training...and maybe just to get this halloween bash rockin too :)
(innocent grin)
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2009
Oh my heavens....woww ...your good real good sweet man...sorry I have been so busy with so many sick kids etc. I haven't much time to comment these days ..I certainly hope YOU understand..great writing...keep smiling Hugss...nice ASS...Giggles....
Buzzy,i give you credit for trying,and i hope my bro Edvard will too,even though you mooned him, he likes the moon;-) as for my brother pee weeeeeeeeeee,forgive him for calling me trickster, he's just a bit jealous that Ma likes me best,cause i get along with everyone,and have more friends than he does...
Ho, Ho, Ho! Couldn't get an invite to his Bloody Howloweeny Bash, so now you try the 'Suck Up' Technique!!! (Although I agree with you, I don't need to suck up, he's my Ed brother!) But I think that Gold you had promised him would work much better.
PS: I keep tellin ya to watch out for the Trickster in our family, Tiger Lily Ed - she makes a mean Buzzard Stew!!
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I am honored to have been the object of a tribute (from a Bald Eagle would have been better than a BBQ bird, but what the hell, beggars can't be choosers! LOL)
For a man claiming so hard of not being a poet your camouflage is faulty you can't disguise away class, and you have plenty of it.
My hat Sir is off.
EDvard, yer Ole Cuz
I should question her intentions, after all she is an Ed
You can see on this write I don't have eyes in my butt
Although it may be an ASS et
The Buzzard
(innocent grin)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
And a most worthy tribute to one of my favorites here at the den! (You are quickly beoming one of my favorites, too! :D )
PS: I keep tellin ya to watch out for the Trickster in our family, Tiger Lily Ed - she makes a mean Buzzard Stew!!