'There's a pig out the back

in the garden

mind it keeps away from the food.'

Well I looked everywhere

and none could be found

so I said I dont understand.

Then as I grabbed a plate

and reached for a slice of cake,

my wife called out

'Here's there again,

the pig is trying it on.'

Well I rolled up my sleaves

ready for a brawl

yet no pig could be found,

I downed my cake

with a second slice

and she said

'The pigs been at it again.'

Perplexed I think

The penny dropped

and no more cake

did I take,

you see

this pig in me

just wants to be,

but some folks

have other opinions.