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IF ONLY I COULD GIVE YOU BACK YOUR VIRUS
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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I have been unable to use my computer for nearly 7 days, a virus had altered all my settings, and has removed or hidden just about everything I used. So I would love to send it back to the Nerd who has little else in life to do other than mess up other peoples. I would like to program it to give him a penalty of not being able to speak for five months, dont ask me why.

Whover you are

wherever you hide

you know where you can stick your PC virus?

where the sun dont shine.

Why dont you go

seek out a life

or contemplate your navel

that is more you style.

What was the point?

what was the goal?

that you should steal

how low do you go?

Pick up your brain

you left it hanging around,

go take the care bus

and get out of town.

Try learning a lesson

before your kind do it to you,

steal your identity

but who would want you?


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