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BISCUITS
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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Biscuits, lots of lovely biscuits.

Oh my how I love to eat biscuits

could eat them

till they come out of my ears,

them and a mug of coffee,

thats me set up for years.

Ginger nuts oh I love them

Custard creams they go down well,

and I know its revolting

but you dont have to look

but I do dunk them as well.

Take a look in an English shop

and see what I am talking about,

there you will see

the creme de la creme

of biscuits made for me.

But alas I have to pass

to many have taken their toll

I am up to my elbows in wrappers

and I need to clean up

before Mrs. T comes home.

 


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 Reviews of "BISCUITS"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 20, 2011
For a minute there I thought of Mrs. T the bloody Mary Mix, but that might not go with biscuits. Still.....

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 15, 2010
Now John, what kind of biscuits you talkin about? Them fussy English biscuits that are more like cookies, or them big ole Southern U.S. cathead biscuits smothered in sausage gravy?

Walt

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on July 15, 2009
What Mrs.T doesn't like biscuits?? Or the mess you have made??

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on July 15, 2009
Hi John
I love biscuits too, but only buy them if we are having visitors. Then I hope fervently there'll be many left over. They tell me it's a matter of self control. Yeah - right! Be well, Liz


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