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WHO BELONGS TO THIS COAT?
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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Have you ever had items left at your home unidentified?

There's a coat in my hall

not mine at all

been haging around

for some time.

Someone who came

must have left it behind

I wonder who belongs to this coat?

Its an odd sort of coat

kind of male but could be not

has a cut thats

well you know

shaped in a way

yet its masculine not gaye?

I have racked my brains

inside out

to ascertain the whereabouts

as to who

belongs to this coat.

Made myself rather ill

left it in my will

that the owner might be restored

to their coat,

so until

that day arrives

there it just hangs on a hook

waiting for the owner

who belongs to that coat.


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Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 25, 2009
I THINK AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER, WE'VE ALL EXPERIENCED THIS FINDING...WHICH USUALLY GETS SOLVED WITH THE OWNER TURNING UP OR...
GOOD WRITE WITH GREAT IMAGERY. THANKS FOR SHARING.
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS


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