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FREDDY THE FISH
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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This might appeal to veggies.

Freddy the fish

did not want to be a finger

nor have a coat

of batter,

so he dreamed up a plan

to fool the fishermen

he led them to deeper water.

There with some friends

they tackled their nets

got they caught

in lots of dumped waste,

you should have seen the fishermens face.

In the end Freddy had them on the run

kept them at sea so long

all their fuel was gone.

Freddy never ended as a finger

nor in a coat of well oiled batter,

Instead he moved to somewhere warmer

a place called Triangle in Bermuda.


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 Reviews of "FREDDY THE FISH"
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on July 31, 2009
Hmmmmm, I wonder just how bright that poor fish is, Bermuda Triange???

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on July 31, 2009
Cute. Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 31, 2009
SOO-O-O-O FREDDY IS THE TERROR IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE...HUH?(SMILE)
I LOVED THIS WRITE. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS.
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS


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