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LIFES LIKE HAVING A SELL BY DATE
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An alternative view to my troubles.
*Its so boring being diabetic* *used to love cheescake* *and much more,* *yes I know you can make it so* *its alright* *but its not the same as it was before.* *And this flipping arthritis* *I would love to give it* *what for* *still I beat it there* *I found EFT* *now its hardly a pain anymore.* *Boy this buiness of keep wearing glasses* *used to be able to read* *the small print,* *I know about lasers* *and I've seen to much StarTrek* *so please* *dont mention it anymore.*

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Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)

Reviewed on August 2, 2009

thatz what happens when life is taken seriously....but,it happens with almost everyone...how i hate to wear glasses and many ups-n-downs ailments..of course,it makes me sick..sick and sick..wish there could be easy way outta it... Me thinks..yes...writing,reading a real alternative.
good write.
Best Wishes
neerja

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on August 1, 2009

I MUST SAY, YOUR THEME IS REALLY UNIQUE AND YOU HAVE THE PHRASES AND IMAGERY THAT SUPPORT IT QUITE WELL. LIFE....THANK GOD WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS JOURNEY ALONE. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

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