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GOOD MORNING RADIO
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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It has always amused me how those early morning radio presenters seem to be so wide awake, and expect you to be.

Good morning folks

this is your early morning

man of the air

this is Radio KickBack

so be ready out there.

Wipe the frown off your face

get that breakfast down

I'll knock your sox off

with some James Brown.

Now hold steady

stop rubbing those eyes

what you need is

some KickBack exercise,

so hit it right now

to Abba's Waterloo

get those thighs working

before that platters through.

Now up and ready

fir and bright

be with you in the morning

sunrise first light.

 


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 16, 2009
That's because their shift starts at 4:00 am. Not for me. Patrick


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