He pushed the door

with the force of Macho man

only to find

that door would not open,

there he stood

feeling a fool

as a young lady said

I think it says pull.

Just testing its secure

he said with a smirk

the young lady thought

he's a right burk.

Then once inside

he eyed up the girls

hoping they might

sniff his deoderants,

but instesd  of attraction

he caused them to cough

as they were overcome

by the pong.

Unimpressed he left bar

to buy a take away

and a pickle

from a jar,

then he met an old flame

as they kissed

the mell of the pickle

did remain,

ooh how awful

she did say

dont like pickles

when I'm feeling that way.

So off he went into the night

Macho man with pickle breath

and armpits that smell

like Rapeseeds best.