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WRITERS CRAMP
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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Honestly its not me.


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I am a writer in trouble

some say I've

lost the plot,

and if I believed my characters

more like

a case of dry rot.

Somewhere between

the begining and the end

I think I may have strayed

gone slightly round the bend

too many iffs and A's.

A touch of writers cramp

maybe

as well as

well too much coffee

and a brain that chats away

in rampant disorder

which I am compelled to write

indeed it is

inspired

about everything except

the plot you see

but that will come in time,

I am sure you understand,

If I say 

I do not know what its about

more a work on

politics,

perhaps I have left the best bits out?

Yes I am aware

yet I do not know why

I left the fifth chapter out,

I think I sent it to the bank,

I know I attached a check to it

I am sure it will

come back.

 


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 Reviews of "WRITERS CRAMP"
Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2009
ohh...lol...hahaha...in cramps....wow...neerja

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on November 26, 2009
It's so funny to see another author writing about writers cramp. I guess that's one thing we all identify with.


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