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MR. WAFFLE
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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Its alright I have these mad moments, its the tablets.

*After careful consideration* *it is I must say* *my final decision* *as to what I am about to say.* *Albeit that is* *that what ever I say* *I am sure it will be* *a matter not to delay,* *so in expectation* *I shall begin* *with this small* *but long introduction,* *let it be known* *that I am one who knows* *what others* *have only begun to,* *so here we go* *and have a good day* *now what was I* *about to say?*

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Reviews of "MR. WAFFLE"

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on December 13, 2009

:-)

Reviewed by David Beckham (Reader)

Reviewed on December 11, 2009

very funny indeed.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on December 11, 2009

Very funny post, John. Good take on enjoyable reading.

GOD BLESS
Tony

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