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TRY YOUR PIN NUMBER AGAIN
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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Our heads must be cluttered with pin numbers and passwords.

Your in a cue in a supermarket store

waiting to check out your goods

you reach the till place your credit card in

the checkout tells you its failed.

Try your pin number again

she gleefully asks

seen it so many times,

but in the back of your mind

you know after three times

your scuppered

and no ruddy food.

Well you suceed and all is well

until you login to Authorsden

somethings gone wrong

your passwords not right,

back to the begining and start again.

Oh we all do it

dream up these names

fancy passwords that we soon forget,

but its a sad reminder

we are close to the edge

when you cannot remember

where you parked your car.

 

 


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 Reviews of "TRY YOUR PIN NUMBER AGAIN"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 28, 2009
Much much truth here. In the past 6 months my health insurance plan has changed 3 times, my 401k plan twice, My credit cards have all reissued with the lending laws all changing in February. New passwords and pins across the board. I need a damn cheat sheet just to buy beer at the store. Patrick

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on December 27, 2009
I can relate to this. Have you ever lost your shopping cart? Ha! That story is for another time!

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 27, 2009
THOSE 'SENIOR MOMENTS' CAN POP UP AT ANY TIME AND IT'S GREAT TO STILL BE ABLE TO LAUGH AT THOSE 'SPURTS' OF FORGETTING... WHILE WE CAN. BUT WHEN YOU'RE REALLY IN TROUBLE IN WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE OR EVEN HOW YOU GOT TO THE STORE OR...YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU'RE AT THE AD SITE AND WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT YOU HAD A CAR OR WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE...THEN IT BECOMES SAD AND THAT WALK DOWN 'OLDSVILLE ROAD' IS NO LONGER FUNNY BUT SAD....THANKS FOR SHARING AND HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YOU AND YOURS...BE SAFE IN HIS ARMS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS


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